Joe: Boom da boom,…uh…diggy diggy…um, Oh wait I know.
Ba dip dip, ba dipa dilpa a doba doba boda bo
If you want to buy me flowers
Just go ahead now
And if you, want to talk for hours
Joe: Just go ahead now
And if you want to fly me rockets
Steve: You’re a gay, gay man, Joe.
Joe: Just go and fled now
And if you, want to ski for pockets
Just marry Ted now
Ooooooooh baby, badippa dip
Badibiba papapiululjljlj
This one says that he’ll adore you
That’s what I said now
Steve: Hey, I told Mary you thought she was hot. She asked for your number.
Joe: Well I don’t want her number….
Unless she’s easy and I can bang her tonight and then never think about her again.
Which is wrong and I would never do that.
She’s not there is she?
Badippa dip!
Steve: Yeah, actually.
Joe: Dadipp dip
Dad ba doba doba dboa doo
You marry me, your father will disown you
Just go ahead not
You marry Steve, your father will condone the flu
Just marry Ted now
And this one, gots pockets on his jacket
That’s on his head now
Your mama toy gone dooba deeba flip now
This is annoying
Steve: Yeah. You keep doing this. I’m going back to writing now.
Joe: Marry him, or marry me, Ted’s the one who loves you baby can’t you see
I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW! BA DIPPA DIP!
How about I do Pocket Full of Kryptonite next?
Steve?
Steve?
Please talk to me Steve.
Joe: Tell Mary I’m sorry.
Ba dippa dip?
Da dip dip?
8 minutes…
Joe: Steve?
Oh my gosh! Joe! I can’t believe you would say such a thing! Scandalous!