Steve: Joe…
It’s National Star Wars Day.
And do you know why it’s National Star Wars Day?
Because
…sigh…
May the 4th be with you.
I hate that I just said that.
Joe: What the hell is wrong with you?
Steve: Hey
Joe: I’m glad you’re not coming over tonight
Steve: Don’t kill the freaking messenger.
Joe: Who said it?
Steve: The world.
The freaking Star Wars fans of the world.
Joe: And, by the way, if 300 taught us anything, it’s that killing the messenger is awesome.
Steve: That’s why everyone’s got Star Wars stuff on Facebook today.
So I looked up National Star Wars Day online, and that’s what I found out.
Fuck ‘em all, that’s what I say.
Joe: I agree
Steve: Wait until tomorrow.
Apparently it’s something about “Revenge of the 5th”
