Vote Froyd!


Joe: File under – Reasons to Hate Los Angeles.
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/movie-talk-should-we-now-call-him-captain-england.html

Steve: Um…
This is a World War II movie.
90% of it should never have been filmed in America in the first place.

Joe: I agree, but the fact that Los Angeles won’t give tax breaks to the one industry indigenous to this town makes me want to pack my things and take my tax revenue with me.

Steve: Vote for this guy:

I would vote for him but I don’t live in his district.
I think you do.
So vote for him and I’ll feel like I’ve accomplished something.

Joe: Ok.

Steve: You’re not even registered in California are you?

Joe: Not yet, but I’ve volunteered for Meg Whitman’s campaign.
I’ll register this week probably, maybe this weekend.

Steve: Whitman reminds me of my old boss.
I’m pretty sure she can eat glass.

Joe: Most likely.
It’s between her and Jerry Brown, who is a douchbag career politician.

Steve: Yeah, well…
welcome to California.
Voting here is like choosing which demon is going to rape your soul.

Joe: Right.

Steve: Except for Merlin. Vote Froyd!

Joe: Ha.

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