In reference to Joe’s earlier post at http://www.deathbymovies.com/2011/12/22/sequels/
Steve: Wow. You really have a lot of bitterness about Greek myths.
Were you forced to read the Illiad when you were six or something?
Joe: Am I wrong?
Are there warm and cuddly Greek myths not retold by Disney?
Steve: Um…
That’s like… being right and wrong at the same time
Obviously Greek myths are really dark. Most mythologies are.
But… like… are you okay?
Joe: What?
Steve: You seem personally offended by it.
Like Greek myth raped your mom or something.
Wait… are you a demigod?
Joe: I am Zoul
Steve: The minion of Gozer?
Joe: You’re the minion.
Steve: Your mom’s a minion.
Minion of Jesus.
Steve: Also, I’m going to adjust your extremely venomous post so that terrible trailer is embedded instead of linked.
Did you see the first Clash of the Titans?
Joe: Yes.
Steve: Were you with me?
That movie was BAAAAADDDDDDD.
But the kind of bad that I sometimes like to watch just to make fun of it.
Joe: I saw it at the Grove with friends.
not with me
you
Steve: …
Did you just get me confused with yourself?
Joe: Kinda.
Steve: Dammit. We all knew this day would come. I’d better grow my beard out again.
