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Judge Dredd and Movies That Star Wrestlers

Steve: I am in possession of a Judge Dredd DVD.

Joe: I’m scared.
The lalllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllaaawwwwwwww

Steve: I haven’t watched it yet.
I’m kind of nervous about it.

Joe: I’d avoid it.

Steve: I can’t.
That video made me need to see it.
Here’s thing Joe.
I think Judge Dredd and Demolition Man are seen kind of the same way.
But I actually think Demolition Man is way better than people give it credit for.
And while I know that’s not going to be true of Dredd
I just can’t help but wonder…

Joe: You’ll regret this.

Steve: I’m going in with my eyes open.

Joe: That’s the problem.

Steve: I’m not sure when I’m going.
But when I do, it’ll be with my eyes open.
Have you seen it?

Joe: No, and I have no plans to.

Steve: I’m really just hoping it’ll be a fun terrible movie.
And if not, what have I lost? It’s not like I was gonna go somewhere.

Joe: Ha.
http://www.deathbymovies.com/2012/02/02/deadly-franchise-marathons/

Steve: Reading…
Um…
Excuse me?
I believe your forgetting a little film called Suburban Commando?

Joe: Was Suburban Commando with Hulk?

Steve: Yeah.
I watched it so many times as a kid.

Joe: I really try not to remember that part of his career.
Didn’t that one have Christopher Lloyd? Or was that the nanny movie he did?
They’re all equally awful.

Steve: I think it had Lloyd, yeah.
It’s been years.

Joe: Seriously, would there be a worse collection of movies to watch?

Steve: It’d be worse if we weren’t action fans too.
I make it through some of those purely on the killing.
Although for the record, I have never even attempted to watch anything with John Cena.
And only one thing starring Steve Austin, but that was because I was gearing up for The Expendables.
Also, They Live was a pretty good movie until about 45 minutes in.
Then all of a sudden it was crap.

Joe: Right.

Steve: Like the director just gave up or something.

Joe: You bite your tongue about John Carpenter.

Steve: Eh… nah.