Steve: Holy fuck dude.
“Hey Steve, thank you for your response!
I’m a film student down here in Orlando, FL and a HUUUUGE fan of your blog. Recently my friend and I took turns reading your posts out loud in a “table read” style and we had such a hilariously fun time that we are wanting to create a short sketch. It would be in a style reminiscent of an old Shakespearean actor reciting lines, but instead it would be me and my friend portraying you and Joe by fireplace in opulent robes. I did not want to start filming this sketch because out of respect I first wanted both you and Joe’s blessings. So may we have your go ahead to film this? If you have any questions or suggestions about it, feel free to ask.
Thank you and keep up the awesome blog,
Joe: OUR GENIUS HAS BEEN RECOGNIZED!
Of course he has my blessing, but only if he sends us the final product.
And he’s talking about WKJT.
He’s not even talking about the blog we actually update regularly.
He’s talking about the one that we forget about.
Joe: I know
Tell him about Death By Movies.
Steve: Well if he reads WKJT he probably already knows about DBM.
But… wow. Someone who’s never met us reads our blog.
Joe: Dude, can you, in honor of our apparent fan, put a new tag line for WKJT?
Steve: Okay, what’s the line?
Joe: It should read “We’re Huge in Orlando.”
Steve: Done and done.
I think since this fellow is such a fan, he might get a giddy thrill out of us answering him via blog post.
Go for it, Alan.
Joe: Alan, in the words of the immortal Steve “Go for it, Alan.”
Also, I am to be played by a topless hobo and/or Marc Singer lookalike.
Steve: And I am to be portrayed by none other than the late Mitch Hedberg.
Joe: Hey, on a side note, guess what soda made its way to my Easter party yesterday?
Steve: Oh no.
If that bastard Sierra Mist turned up at your party, I hope you shanked him and took his wallet.
Joe: Sierra Mist tried raping the ham I made for Easter. Jesus literally had to come and take the keys to Hell and death from Sierra Mist in order to set things aright.
Steve: Sierra Mist ran into my in-laws’ house Easter morning just so he could kick my son in the balls, ask me where my Messiah is now, and run away cackling like a witch on PCP.
Joe: Sierra Mist votes for the Green party.
Steve: Sierra Mist was one of the scientists who created the chemical base for the film print of Superman 3, starring Richord Pryor.
Joe: Sierra Mist has a van with no windows and parks outside playgrounds.
That’s probably going too far.
Steve: Yeah, it is.
He usually parks inside the playgrounds.
The Eiffel Tower used to have walls. Sierra Mist stole them and built a shelter for homeless cats.
The cats appreciate it, but… come on man. That’s not how to go about things.
Joe: Sierra Mist campaigned for Hitler…in 1978…in New Jersey.
Steve: Sierra Mist wrote the entire third season of Heroes.
Joe: Sierra Mist shot Bambi’s mother.
Steve: Sierra Mist shot Bambi.
Joe: And that’s about it.
Steve: Man. We should have a “We’re huge in Orlando” party.
Maybe we can film something this Saturday to thank our Orlando fans.
Steve: Good idea. It should involve a giant white ball. They love those there, right?
Joe: They also love…the Magic and…not mentioning Nick Anderson.
Steve: Plus old people represent 75% of their economy. We should do a military salute to old people.
Joe: Mmmm…no we shouldn’t, let’s let them keep their/our dignity.
Steve: Our what now?